7. Man: "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.' " Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." Man: "Is it common?" Doc: "It's Not Unusual."
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7. Man: "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.' " Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." Man: "Is it common?" Doc: "It's Not Unusual."
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
A busy Baltimore harbor master was often frustrated by field trips of school children arriving in the afternoons to watch ships coming into port. Busloads of enthusiastic and rambunctious student would invade his and moorages and boardwalks every day creating messes, disrupting the work of the stevedores and generally wreaking havoc.
He went to the capital city to complain to his union representative but was told that nothing could be done to halt these "field trips" as Baltimore has a long standing tradition of allowing such tours.
While in the capital city he did discover that his union representative was about to retire and that if he was willing to make the daily commute he could have his job and thus avoid the nuisance of dealing with the annoying children. He jumped at the job opportunity and found that Annapolis a day keeps the dock tour away.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the ten would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.